I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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