i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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