Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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