jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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