So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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