are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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