stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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