So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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