best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
why do cheetos always look like penises
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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