Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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