Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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