..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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