we have officially lost it.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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