I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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