Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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