Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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