Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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