so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Found the puke drawer
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
