who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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