i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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