This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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