The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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