Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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