Will you blow on my dice?
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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