I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
