he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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