He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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