So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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