We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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