its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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