I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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