i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Hippo gnu deer
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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