Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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