Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
try to milk me bitch
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