i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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