your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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