I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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