That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
this hospital has no fireball
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
