you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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