I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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