to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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