dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I need a burrito and a hug.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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