Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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