do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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