Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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