the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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