Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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