As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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