I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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