At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
