before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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