He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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