i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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