Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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